6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing
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rad
photography & bad jokes
in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same
my favorite part about the Moon is she’s there for me even when I’m not there for me
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you know, the older i get, the more i hate cynicism. isn’t it exhausting to always be so bitter about everything? why don’t you try a little genuine kindness and understanding and maybe you’ll calm down
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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what
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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
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